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First
Thing's First:
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People
often ask where our designs come from. They come from the same
place as babies: Alcohol-fueled fits of creative thinking and
poor decision making.
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Our
Main Line:
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Q: What is the "Main Line?"
A: These are the shirts that we have in inventory that we can
pick up and send to you. These shirts are screen-printed.
These shirts are purchased through our merchant account and secure
payment portal. These are also the shirts covered in our policies page.
Garments:
Our
"Main Line" designs are printed almost excusively on American Apparel shirts
which are among the finest quality t-shirts you can find. They
are soft, comfortable, fit well, and designed and manufactured entirely
within the USA.
In fact, they are so nice, that it would cost someone almost as much to
buy a blank one from a
retailer as it would cost to buy one of ours.
These shirts tend to run a little small.
Main Line Sizing:
Our men's shirts are the American
Apparel "Standard American"
model
2001, which is their unisex line, designed for men of all ages
who
desire a youthful fit and women who don't want something as
form-fitting as the "Classic Girl" but also don't want some
large and
unshapely garment.
American
Apparel 2001 sizing chart
Our Women's shirts are
the American Apparel "Classic Girl"
model, which is designed for women of all ages who desire a
youthful fit.
American
Apparel 2102 sizing chart
Also occasionally used in our "Soap" shirts is the Gildan 2000
Adult 6.1 Ounce Short Sleeve
Tee. 100% Cotton pre-shrunk fabric.
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Out
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We
also sell many other designs through an online company called Spreadshirt. We do not
have these shirts in stock. Each one is printed on demand and shipped from
Spreadshirt. Returns, defects, and payments involving these
shirts all go through Spreadshirt and you can view their policies here.
The shirts that Spreadshirt prints on are most often Fruit of The Loom,
Gildan, and Hanes.
The printing process used in our Spreadshirt designs is a
very precise vector plotting method. You can learn more about
this and other "Out House" related information here.
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These include Spreadshirt's
100% Satisfaction Guarantee! |
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